prosecutes: (Arms crossed)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] prosecutes) wrote2010-09-27 10:11 pm

Statement § 5

Attention, all residents of Somarium:

While the recent festivities have been relatively peaceful and free from any major incidents, there has been an increase in criminal activity elsewhere, most notably in the Industrial District. Those who have business in that area are highly advised to take extreme caution when proceeding about their daily activities. Residences and vehicles should always be locked, unlit areas are best avoided at nighttime and traveling alone is not at all recommended.

As always, remember to notify the police at once if you witness a crime or even suspect that one might be taking place in the near future. All calls are strictly confidential. Those who believe their lives to be in danger should call Prosecutor Franziska von Karma who is currently in charge of the Witness Protection Program. All other inquiries may be made in response to this broadcast.

That is all.

[identity profile] zerointegrity.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I would never tolerate such corruption, either... a shame that I had to put up with things like corruption where I am from.



It's so wonderful that we see eye-to-eye on these things, Prosecutor. If you don't mind my asking, when would be a good time for me to stop by and take a look at your office, perhaps get a view of what your daily courtroom activities are like?