prosecutes: (Arms crossed)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] prosecutes) wrote2010-09-27 10:11 pm

Statement § 5

Attention, all residents of Somarium:

While the recent festivities have been relatively peaceful and free from any major incidents, there has been an increase in criminal activity elsewhere, most notably in the Industrial District. Those who have business in that area are highly advised to take extreme caution when proceeding about their daily activities. Residences and vehicles should always be locked, unlit areas are best avoided at nighttime and traveling alone is not at all recommended.

As always, remember to notify the police at once if you witness a crime or even suspect that one might be taking place in the near future. All calls are strictly confidential. Those who believe their lives to be in danger should call Prosecutor Franziska von Karma who is currently in charge of the Witness Protection Program. All other inquiries may be made in response to this broadcast.

That is all.

[identity profile] sonofterra.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Criminal activities? Of what kind?

[identity profile] sonofterra.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds awful. Do you have any leads on the possible suspects?

[identity profile] sonofterra.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
They are quick to be replaced, aren't they? Are you the one who is in charge of handling these sort of issues?

[identity profile] sonofterra.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So you are involved with the process. I'm sure you're aware of the situation more so than the other citizens of Somarium. In the event that one of us discovers wrong doing, are you a sufficient source to report to?

[identity profile] sonofterra.livejournal.com 2010-10-01 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I see, a man who is busy. Well if I happen to come across anything particularly deviant I'll pass the word along.

[identity profile] hunt-jackals.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I've yet to experience any problems.

[This might be because his apartment is booby-trapped and very few people want to mess with a guy who looks like he could break a man in half.]

[identity profile] hunt-jackals.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He might know where Liquid lives, but he sure as hell isn't getting inside it anytime soon.]

Is that so? Well, come to think of it, I suppose I do recall a few more delinquents hanging around than usual.

[Some of them had tried to mug him once.]

[They never tried it again.]

[identity profile] hunt-jackals.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Pansy.]

Nothing has occurred that I've felt was necessary to report.

[Not that he'd report anything to the police. Sorry, but you bastards cut his hair. He will forever have a vendetta against you and your ranks, and especially against Javert.]

[identity profile] hunt-jackals.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to do so.

[Right. When Hell freezes over.]

[If it was possible to direct shirtlessness specifically at a person, then Liquid was totally being shirtless at Edgeworth right now. So. Shirtless.]

[identity profile] zerointegrity.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
How unfortunate for me to have missed the recent festivities and wake up to messages of an increase in criminal activity across Somarium.

[identity profile] zerointegrity.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
The police? I'm more interested in how you are handling the matter and the role you play as far as the police department is concerned.

[identity profile] zerointegrity.livejournal.com 2010-10-01 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Your convictions are so strong, Prosecutor Edgeworth. I am extremely impressed and I look forward to seeing how you perform in court, especially given how passionate you are for justice.

I, too, have spent a great deal of my time in an attempt to bring down evil... but I can't do very much as I am still quite young.

[identity profile] zerointegrity.livejournal.com 2010-10-01 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Suppose, Prosecutor Edgeworth, that there is an evil that justice cannot bring down, despite your skill and dedication. Please, do not take my words the wrong way, as I have seen for myself the immense skill both you and Prosecutor von Karma possess. I am just... curious.



What would you do? Certainly this is something that has crossed your mind, with the kind of work you do. Would you taint your hands with evil to destroy evil? Or would you carry out your own justice and succumb to that evil?

[identity profile] zerointegrity.livejournal.com 2010-10-02 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
How comforting and noble to see that the legal system in Somarium, as it stands under your jurisdiction, is not filled with corruption.

I admit, I was hesitant, at first, to approach you and Prosecutor von Karma because of the experiences I've had with the legal system where I am from... but this gives me the reassurance I needed.
Edited 2010-10-02 06:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] zerointegrity.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I would never tolerate such corruption, either... a shame that I had to put up with things like corruption where I am from.



It's so wonderful that we see eye-to-eye on these things, Prosecutor. If you don't mind my asking, when would be a good time for me to stop by and take a look at your office, perhaps get a view of what your daily courtroom activities are like?
gesangvoll: ([Hungary] Con Amore)

[personal profile] gesangvoll 2010-09-29 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ew, criminal activities are uncivilized and gross.]

Specifically what sort of criminal activity, if I might ask?
gesangvoll: ([Prussia] Stringendo)

[personal profile] gesangvoll 2010-09-30 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'd rather have the natives here throwing pumpkins again than things of that nature.