[Character] Miles Edgeworth
[Canon] Ace Attorney
[Player] misdreavus Yuli
[RP] somarium
[E-mail] paintbubbles [at] gmail [dot] com
[AIM] OmgPliskin
[Timezone/Availability] GMT -8 (Pacific Time U.S.)

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Attention, all citizens of Somarium. The police is currently on high alert in pursuit of an individual who goes by the names "Wrath" and "King Bradley". This man is wanted for numerous proven and witnessed counts of homicide, assault and evading police capture. He is considered armed and dangerous. Anyone who spots Bradley should immediately notify any member of the police or a district prosecutor.

A photographic attachment is included with this message.



[Filter to England]

Mr. England, we have reason to believe you may be aware of Bradley's current whereabouts.

Attention, all residents of Somarium:

While the recent festivities have been relatively peaceful and free from any major incidents, there has been an increase in criminal activity elsewhere, most notably in the Industrial District. Those who have business in that area are highly advised to take extreme caution when proceeding about their daily activities. Residences and vehicles should always be locked, unlit areas are best avoided at nighttime and traveling alone is not at all recommended.

As always, remember to notify the police at once if you witness a crime or even suspect that one might be taking place in the near future. All calls are strictly confidential. Those who believe their lives to be in danger should call Prosecutor Franziska von Karma who is currently in charge of the Witness Protection Program. All other inquiries may be made in response to this broadcast.

That is all.

[Edgeworth is speeding through Somni in his red sports car, en route to the scene of the crime. He's not nearly foolish enough to attempt a video conference while driving in a matter that some would describe as 'reckless', instead activating a hands-free headset for a voice conference. The witness has already announced the existence of the body, there is no sense in keeping it from the public. At various points throughout the broadcast, a disgruntled and unsettled Inspector Javert can be heard in the background, audibly voicing his complaints regarding Edgeworth's driving in a rather indignant manner.]

Attention, citizens of Somarium: There has been an incident in the north-eastern sector of the third district of Somni. The police force is looking into the matter. You are advised to stay in your homes and away from the area until further notice. That is all.

[Filter: Police Force]

All units, report to the third district in front of the museum immediately. A body has been discovered, possible homicide. Inspector Javert and I are on our way.

[/End Filter]

[He unfortunately didn't have the time to properly greet Ema upon her return before the incident took place, but whether she remembers her stay in Somarium or not, whether she remembers him or not, she is still his best bet when it comes to crime scene analysis.]

[Filter: Ema Skye]

Miss Skye, a dead body has been discovered in the third district. Can you assist the police in a scientific investigation of the crime scene?

[/End Filter]

[Miles attempts to make a call to Phoenix Wright, but the options on the complicated device he used when he was his proper age are now too difficult for him to figure out. The call is unintentionally made public and unfiltered.]

Um... Mr. Wright?

I went back to the other apartment to get something and found a blue koala sleeping there. Should we return it to the zoo?

[Edgeworth holds in his hand Adachi's latest report of recently departed and newly arrived citizens. The report was, as usual, handed to him in the morning. It contains no mention of Dahlia Hawthorne. If it is to be trusted (and for the time being, Edgeworth will indeed believe that Tohru has been doing his job properly), then her arrival was sometime earlier in the day.]

Attention, all members of the police force: Be on the lookout for a recent arrival named Dahlia Hawthorne.

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This woman is a known criminal with a history of manipulation, attempted homicide and murder in the first degree. She is capable of posing as her twin sister Iris. Use your best judgment and do not confuse the two under any circumstance.

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This message is only a warning, not an arrest warrant. In accordance with Somarium's laws, Dahlia remains innocent until proven guilty of a crime in this world. If confronted, she is likely to put on a helpless and innocent act. Convincing as it may be, she is not to be trusted.

( (...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) )

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[Awakes with a rather undignified yelp]

( If I could get another chance, another walk, another dance with him... )

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[Edgeworth hesitantly opens his eyes. He knows what day it is. But if he doesn't say anything, then maybe for those few, precious moments he can pretend that everything he saw was just a nightmare. That, and nothing more.]

Hello, Yosuke Hanamura? This is Miles Edgeworth returning your call.

You've reached the voicemail of Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth. Please be concise in stating the reason for your call.